Funny SMS, jokes, love SMS LOVE, etc etc By Ida Nufary
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How to Succeed in
Life?
♥ Talk - Softly;
♥ Eat - Sensibly;
♥ Breathe - Deeply;
♥ Sleep - Sufficiently;
♥ Dress - Smartly;
♥ Act - Fearlessly;
♥ Work - Patiently;
♥ think- Truthfully;
♥ Behave - Decently;
♥ Earn - Honestly;
♥ Save - Regularly and
♥ Spend - Intelligently.
♥ Talk - Softly;
♥ Eat - Sensibly;
♥ Breathe - Deeply;
♥ Sleep - Sufficiently;
♥ Dress - Smartly;
♥ Act - Fearlessly;
♥ Work - Patiently;
♥ think- Truthfully;
♥ Behave - Decently;
♥ Earn - Honestly;
♥ Save - Regularly and
♥ Spend - Intelligently.
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Always be Happy,
always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile...
always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile...
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My life
Was in darkness
B4 I met u
But now
My life is so ..
BRIGHT
U know y?
Because, u r a
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TUBE LIGHT
Was in darkness
B4 I met u
But now
My life is so ..
BRIGHT
U know y?
Because, u r a
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TUBE LIGHT
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Wife: Dear this
Computer is not working as per my command...
Husband: Darling.. It's a Computer not a Husband...!!
Husband: Darling.. It's a Computer not a Husband...!!
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A Doctor and
Engineer Love the Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!
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WELCOME TO THE 21ST
CENTURY!
Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still,
Our Hopes are ~ Endless.
Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still,
Our Hopes are ~ Endless.
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One American in
Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty
girl sat beside him.
American: "Hello, do you understand English?"
Girl: "only little."
American: "How much?"
Girl: "Fifty dollars".
American: "Hello, do you understand English?"
Girl: "only little."
American: "How much?"
Girl: "Fifty dollars".
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